Russian blini is not what you see on Iron Chef that looks
like a tiny thin silver-dollar pancake (this is actually a totally different Russian
dish called “oladuski”). It is a delicate,
lacy edged, light as air, glistening with butter crapes my mother used to make.
Just like she was taught by her
mother-in-law. My mother was known as a
great cook in our family, a phenomenon baker, but the little secret was that my
grandmother taught her everything she knew, literally starting from how to boil
water.
I can cook
anything. I taught myself how to make
the most complex dishes and desserts. I
can whip up French macaroons and croissants, I learned how to debone poultry
and make bread, I can plan and execute a menu of 30 dishes for 30 people in two
day, but I can’t make blini. I just can’t.
When I was little, my mother taught me many things in the
kitchen, but she mostly let me watch and listen, rarely letting me get down to
the actual cooking. On the contrary my
grandmother let me get down to business in her kitchen. She let me make and mess up cakes, clean
berries for jams even though I ate more than I cleaned and help her make
dumplings even though my share came out looking more like clumps of glue. Her house was an ultimate playground and she
spoiled me rotten. She always wanted a
little girl and having had two boys, I was adored beyond measure. She let me finger-paint and roller-skate in
the halls of their apartment; she sewed dresses for my dolls and indulged the
messiest and smelliest chemistry experiments I could find. Her huge kitchen was my favorite place in the world;
it always smelled of my favorite foods and was filled with adventure. It was technically a communal kitchen as my grandparents
shared a huge pre-war apartment with an old maid who lived in a tiny room just
of the kitchen. (The room was originally
meant for a maid, and its occupant instilled a paralyzing fear in me when I was
little. She was old and never married
nasty woman, who wore her mousy hair in a bun and would appear and disappear
without warning, never smiling or talking, just grunting at me through her
pursed dry lips. I pictured her sitting in that little room contemplating ways
to poison my whole family so she can have the apartment all to herself.)
It was in that kitchen that my grandfather was waging his
never ending war on mice, it was that kitchen that had a stain on ceiling from
an unfortunate condensed milk explosion (my grandmother was boiling cans of
condensed milk for dolce-de-leche for her famous rum cake. She forgot about them and they exploded with
a force of a small nuclear bomb, covering the entire ceiling in sticky, delicious
goo). The place was filled with wonders,
like a huge copper bowl that my grandmother made jams in, that doubled as my bathtub
when I was a baby. A mysterious water
heating device, which was the only thing I was not to go near, pretty little
tea cups decorated with pink roses, meant for guests that I could actually play
tea-party with, many different rolling pins (one was said to belong to a famous
baker to the czars) and many other trinkets that I could explore on my visits. It was in that kitchen I was actually allowed
to sift flour and separate eggs, spill things, burn things and start from
scratch, stuff that was unimaginable under my mother’s reign of
perfection. My visits with my
grandmother were cherished and anticipated like most welcome of gifts and we
made a great pair. We were the best of
friends.
My relationship with my grandmother turned rocky after my
mother’s death. As a young teen I was
burdened with a sense of misplaced loyalty, confused by a complex
mother-daughter-in-law relationship. And
then one day, I grew up and realized that whatever battles I was fighting in my
mom’s name were meaningless. Overnight
my grandmother became my friend once again, generously forgiving all the
teenage bullshit that came before. I visited
her Brooklyn apartment often, sometimes to escape, sometimes to talk, sometimes
just to eat. She was a tiny little thing, barely tall enough to fit under my
armpit, but you should have seen her move around that kitchen. She was like a little silver-haired hurricane
feeding me my favorite fried potatoes and “kotletki”; which are little pan-fried
Russian chicken meatballs, which I am now known for and are the only truly secret
family recipe I possess. She taught me
how to make her rum cake and proper sponge cake and crapes. How to make them thin and lacy and light as
air. Piled on with her homemade jam,
they were a solution to any ailment. And
I made them impeccably as long as she was standing near. Not helping, just standing, chatting, gently
reassuring before each turn. If she
would leave the kitchen for any reason, my blini would clump and be
ruined. As soon as she would come back,
each came out perfectly once again. It
was a mystery I could not explain, but didn’t think of much at the time.
She died shortly after my wedding, unexpectedly, leaving me
with bitter regret of wasting so many years with her, wishing I had more
time. There was so much more I wanted to
ask her, learn from her…
I didn’t try my hand at crapes for years and when I finally
did it was a disaster, they were clumpy and lumpy. They tore and fell apart when I tried to turn
them and I didn’t know why. I tried
again and again with no better result, following batter recipes to a ‘t’, I had
no explanation for my failure other than she was not there, standing near
me. After many unsuccessful tries I gave
up, resolute to accept it as just something I cannot do without her.
Recently, on a quiet Sunday morning, I woke up, went
downstairs and made blini. No fuss, no big
whoop. No metal preparation of any kind.
I mixed the batter by memory, and
each one turned out perfectly fine, just like my grandmother’s. I missed her more that morning than I did all
the years she was gone…She would never stand next to me…she would never teach
me anything…I could do this all by myself now…
Russian Blini ( Crapes)
Makes 12-15 crapes
2 large eggs
1 cup of milk
¼ cup of water
2/3 cup all-purpose flour
2 tbs melted butter (cooled)
3 tbs melted butter for the frying pan.
In a blender, combine all the ingredients and blend until
smooth. Refrigerate the mixture for
about an hour or longer (overnight works very well). Pre-heat a 9 inch non-stick skillet and brush
with melted butter. Off the heat pour ¼ cup
of batter and swirl it around so that the entire skillet surface is
coated. Cook on medium-low heat for
about 30-40 seconds, or until the edges become dry. Turn by either sliding the blini off the
skillet edge and using your fingers or use a very thin flat spatula. If you are really awesome you can try and
flip them in the skillet. The idea is to
get the job done, so whatever work for you, use it and don’t worry about the
theatrics.
Serve with sour cream, jam, red caviar, or commit an
American atrocity, like my daughter, and slather peanut butter on the blini.
And don’t forget to think of your grandmother, wherever and
whenever she was from, she surely made some kind of crapes or blinis. Maybe you are lucky and she is standing right
next to you making them now.
